1 00:00:03,378 --> 00:00:04,838 ♪ Touché away! ♪ 2 00:00:10,719 --> 00:00:11,887 ♪ Touché away! ♪ 3 00:00:17,434 --> 00:00:18,977 ♪ Touché away! ♪ 4 00:00:20,562 --> 00:00:22,564 Clackity Clackity Clackity 5 00:00:22,689 --> 00:00:24,316 ♪ It's Touché Turtle! ♪♪ 6 00:00:33,158 --> 00:00:34,618 There once lived a young prince 7 00:00:34,743 --> 00:00:37,246 who was about to celebrate his birthday. 8 00:00:39,164 --> 00:00:42,918 Mm, boy, my favorite flavor, notty pine. 9 00:00:44,753 --> 00:00:46,672 The king was worried because the prince 10 00:00:46,797 --> 00:00:49,216 was very fussy about his gifts. 11 00:00:49,341 --> 00:00:52,636 Fussy? Why, last birthday he threw a tantrum. 12 00:00:52,761 --> 00:00:56,265 Turned royal purple. He didn't like his gifts. 13 00:00:56,390 --> 00:01:01,103 So this year, the king had sent to far-off places for gifts. 14 00:01:01,228 --> 00:01:03,146 I had to go all the way to Hackensack 15 00:01:03,272 --> 00:01:05,232 for this diamond-studded yo-yo. 16 00:01:05,357 --> 00:01:06,483 Big deal. 17 00:01:06,608 --> 00:01:09,778 I think I will now throw a royal tantrum. 18 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:12,406 Here goes... Ahh! 19 00:01:16,743 --> 00:01:18,578 Please, Royal Junior! 20 00:01:18,703 --> 00:01:21,665 What do you want for your birthday? 21 00:01:21,790 --> 00:01:23,166 Well, Royal Daddy 22 00:01:23,292 --> 00:01:27,254 this year I want a real fire-breathing dragon. 23 00:01:27,379 --> 00:01:29,756 Well, why didn't you say so? 24 00:01:29,881 --> 00:01:31,383 I'll get one right a... 25 00:01:31,508 --> 00:01:34,052 Fire-breathing dragon? 26 00:01:34,177 --> 00:01:36,013 Uh, that's impossible. 27 00:01:37,889 --> 00:01:40,225 And then the king got smart. 28 00:01:40,350 --> 00:01:41,935 He looked in the yellow pages. 29 00:01:42,060 --> 00:01:45,022 There under "Dragon Disposal" he found the name 30 00:01:45,147 --> 00:01:49,109 of Touché Turtle and his able assistant, Dum Dum. 31 00:01:49,234 --> 00:01:53,113 Duh, Touché away! 32 00:01:53,238 --> 00:01:55,949 Quickly, Touché found the dragon. 33 00:01:56,074 --> 00:01:58,243 Ooh! Ouch! 34 00:02:00,912 --> 00:02:02,831 Hey, bud, come here. 35 00:02:02,956 --> 00:02:06,293 - Got a light? - Sorry, ol' boy, I haven't. 36 00:02:06,418 --> 00:02:08,294 Well I do. Here. 37 00:02:09,755 --> 00:02:12,966 Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! 38 00:02:13,091 --> 00:02:15,427 You know, I believe I'm smokin' more 39 00:02:15,552 --> 00:02:17,262 and enjoying it less. 40 00:02:18,472 --> 00:02:20,849 En garde, you bad ol' dragon. 41 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:23,435 You've exhaled your last flame. 42 00:02:25,437 --> 00:02:27,814 Take that and that and that. 43 00:02:27,939 --> 00:02:30,400 Thank heavens for little dragon fighters. 44 00:02:30,525 --> 00:02:32,903 His bravery warms me heart. 45 00:02:33,028 --> 00:02:35,572 So I'll warm his in return. 46 00:02:38,407 --> 00:02:41,078 How embarrassing. I've run out of gas. 47 00:02:41,203 --> 00:02:43,163 I'll be right back. 48 00:02:44,288 --> 00:02:46,124 Fill 'er up. 49 00:02:46,249 --> 00:02:47,709 glug glug glug 50 00:02:49,419 --> 00:02:52,756 Why, everything's okay under the hood, thanks. 51 00:02:52,881 --> 00:02:56,550 Duh, good luck with your fire-proof suit, Touché. 52 00:02:56,677 --> 00:03:00,514 - Thanks, Dum Dum. - Touché away! 53 00:03:02,474 --> 00:03:06,520 Well as I live and breathe fire, look what's comin'. 54 00:03:08,063 --> 00:03:11,692 How do you like them apples, you nasty old dragon, you? 55 00:03:11,817 --> 00:03:14,111 Uh-oh, this kid's gotta go. 56 00:03:14,236 --> 00:03:15,779 How do you want yourself done? 57 00:03:15,904 --> 00:03:18,615 Rare, medium or charcoal broiled? 58 00:03:18,740 --> 00:03:21,284 Go right ahead. Who cares? 59 00:03:21,410 --> 00:03:23,537 I got on a fire-proof suit. 60 00:03:25,247 --> 00:03:27,541 See? What did I tell you? 61 00:03:29,918 --> 00:03:32,294 How terribly embarrassing. 62 00:03:40,595 --> 00:03:43,098 Remember, Dum Dum, turn on the water 63 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:44,391 when I give you the signal. 64 00:03:44,516 --> 00:03:47,018 Duh, right, Touché ol' gladiator. 65 00:03:49,354 --> 00:03:51,732 Now, Dum Dum! Put his fire out! 66 00:03:51,857 --> 00:03:53,150 Can do! 67 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:57,195 Bon voyage, pal. 68 00:03:58,363 --> 00:04:00,532 Turn it off! Turn it off! 69 00:04:04,703 --> 00:04:06,663 You think I'll catch a cold, Dum Dum? 70 00:04:06,788 --> 00:04:10,250 Nah. No, probably nothing worse than p-neumonia. 71 00:04:10,375 --> 00:04:13,420 Oh, I'm sorry, may I dry you off? 72 00:04:20,969 --> 00:04:23,388 Help, Your Majesty! 73 00:04:23,513 --> 00:04:26,933 Look, Royal Junior Touché did it. 74 00:04:27,058 --> 00:04:28,851 Oh, boy! 75 00:04:28,976 --> 00:04:31,855 Now I can do what I always wanted to do. 76 00:04:35,984 --> 00:04:39,863 What do ya know? He blew out my pilot light. 77 00:04:39,988 --> 00:04:43,742 Well, that's that. What else do you have for me, Royal Daddy? 78 00:04:43,867 --> 00:04:46,661 I got somethin' real special for 'im. 79 00:04:46,787 --> 00:04:48,121 - Happy birthday. - Ooh! 80 00:04:48,246 --> 00:04:51,833 Happy birthday. Happy birthday, dear Prince. 81 00:04:53,001 --> 00:04:55,170 I wish I'd given him that. 82 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:56,880 Ain't it the truth? 83 00:04:57,005 --> 00:04:59,841 Y-you said it. Heh heh.